kinda wanna watch a movie but idk if i wanna commit to that
yeah i have a double major in gay and stupid
Don’t judge yourself for your actions in the past. You did the best you could with what you knew then. Clarity comes after the lessons, never before.
Me: I’m going to be SO productive today
Also me: *dissociates for five hours*
a list of current immortals
- florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen
- keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe
- jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess
- harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s
- lorde: 1920′s flapper era
- hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE
- john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would
- paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s
- timothee chalamet - late renaissance portrait model
- jeff buckley - poet from 1950’s, beat generation (let’s pretend for a while he’s still alive okay)
- mads mikkelsen - a roman war general, disappeared when rome fell and resurfaced as a viking king during 800’s
- anne hathaway - indefinite, probably been around since early middle ages
- oscar isaac - renaissance era
- lara pulver - venice, 1600’s
- keira knightley - c. 1800’s, lived in a big mansion with 10+ girlfriends, strictly no men allowed, arranged both fancy masquerades and ghost hunts, highly educated and intelligent, best friends with ada lovelace and mary shelley
- jude law - oxford classics teacher in late 1800’s, was on board titanic when it sank (??? idek don’t ask me how he survived)
- tom hiddleston - psychologist in 1800’s, most famous patient was vincent van gogh
- ezra miller - 18-19th century, lived in a castle somewhere in eastern europe (transylvania or ukraine most likely). it is rumoured bram stoker got part of the inspiration for dracula from him.
- lucy liu - pirate queen, c. 1700’s (estimate, no one knows for sure). skilled in kung-fu and sword fighting.
- lana del rey - 1920’s, dated f. scott fitzgerald
- eva green - ~1600’s
I’m sad & i want material items so i can be cured for 5 minutes
Letter from Schiller to Goethe, dated June 13, 1794.
